First things first, this is merely for fun.

Okay. Allo. My name is Ah Jinny ar. Tolight i rerlly feel like beloging leh. So ar, now i like to tell ah you all my setory okay anot?

Laz naiit i got a fely fely bad gastelic ler, vely pain, malau pain like nefer pain before leh. Evelyboly az me to dlink milk. And len ar, kot some poeple az me to don dlink milk worr. So laz naiit i vely confoossed la. In the end leh, i never dlink anythin oso. Nyehe. Len har, when i zeleep light, i hug the boorster so tite you no! But still pain. Hehe, dunno why oso. Len hor, the gastelic laz antil juz now lerh, muz be food poiseling la! Aih, i vely puer hooman bing ler.

Jaz now i go to OU. Wit my flens. We juz now go watsh Zathula show. Got sum pars vely funni ler, and len got sum pars vely scally. Espresialli the pars werh the lisard man cum ow. Wah, my hart pump vely fas! Hafwei troo the shoh sullenly alot of poeple kia lai kia keh, wok here wok lere. Len got wan zha bo, the anty, so angly she scol the cilema poeple. Scol unlil see beh zhia latt. All the poeple look at her. Real bueh pai seh wan.

Afler the shoh, we all go play ah, ah.. fooosbok ah, no no, foosbol. Wah we all play unlil so happi, shauting here shauting lere, scleeming here scleeming lere. The gerls la. The anty in the cilema oso loose ar! Play play finis oredi len we go kia kia, the gerls ar, xr la, jin la, sahni la, ben oso, all see beh bueh pai seh, sit the ang kong kia tlain. The wan moofing raun and raun the top flur wan ar. In enclish is the ehnimal tlain. Ehlic and me fasler wok awey, he tell me "we ar not the smarlest poeple in the werl but we ar not so selupid to sit the iliotic tlain." I ting hees light lor.

My sisler boipren Saimern sen me, my sisler, and chucolat hom. Laler afler deener, me and my sisler endled up telleng my glandmaler stoly erbaot the lat. The BIG lat la, olweis rahning alound in the kichen wan. My sisler say "now days ar, all the lat vely big and semaat! Juz laik the moziqitos. All muteiterd wan!" I aglee wit her lor. The lat, fai muns ade rahning alound laik setupid iliot, seteeling kueh la, tau fu fa la, tao sa piah la, evelyting la! Sahmor set tlap so long ade stil kenot catsh. Aih, lat got go sekul wan ar? So semaat wan.

Enup la, my ingelish not vely gewd ler. Vely haad too belog perperly. Solli if you kenot untersetand me! Vely solli!

Oh and chucolat ar, yor sepakteekels vely nais la, mek me look laik Pau Kok Peng the Pin Tai Sek Moh. Nyehehe, you len me ya nest taim, i wana go kau suah cha boh. Wahahaha!

If you cannot understand this post, shut the window and stop wondering! Haha!

Jinny