Extracted from a story of 2 rather NORMAL adolescent teens struggling to bake a bunch of harmless choco chip cookies. Famous Amos, eat your heart out!

Here are a few simple guidelines to making wonderful aphrodisiac cookies and earning praises from the birthday girl's parents. It always works.

Here goes,

If you ever decide to bake cookies, or alcoholic marble cakes, remember to smile to your partner and anything else that's politically correct. Regardless of the existence of the camera.

Create little soft sissy alphabets with miniature tablespoons and slowly caress em so they'd be happy and stay in place.

Apart from the occasional caressment, remember to whisper sweet nothings to your cookie mixtures and they'll stick to the pan like glue for your sake.

Strike a pose to show that baking cookies are as easy as eating em.
Always be satisfied with the end result. Heart EMELIA smiley. Remember to do the wei yen pose for your vodka marble cake advertisement.

Finally, rush your ass home to finish off the photo frame that you've been struggling your ass off earlier on.

Jinny