I'm starting to get frustrated on MSN. Mainly because i've not exercised my brain for a long long time now. No mind boggling games. No add maths. No counting sheeps at night. Here are few of the side effects of excessive computer usage that may or may NOT happen depending on the size of your medulla oblongata. Tee hee hee....
1. The urge to get close to women.
2. Camwhoring with bad bad BAD engris and the Japaneezy syndrome.
3. The Nothingness syndrome. Anything from an empty box or blank room can stimulate the mind to a wide imagination.
4. Paranoia. A case where even little slices of delicious tuna quiche seems to be mocking you.
5. Identity Crisis. One may forget his or her own gender even with glaring differences in public facility usage.
6. Severe eye disorder. What seems to be, isn't always what it really is.
7. Contagious-ity. YOUR disease will make your mighty close pets seem like idiots. Even though they already are.
8. And sometimes they'll end up narcoleptic and you might not even know it.
I hope that scared you. This clearly means Less computer More study people! :)
Jinny
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