ATTENTION/ACHTUNG

I as the superhero tyre, with my sidekick superhero condom would like to pinpoint a potential threat to humanity thats lurking at every corner, or maybe behind you. Therefore we feel that it is our utmost responsibility to present to you a picture so you would recognize the threat(s) you're dealing with. Now now, there's no need for much words, lets cut to the chase.

Threat name: Sue Vern Jojo
Resides: Somewhere in PJ, although not known where exactly
Ambition: To rule the world. Although such claims have not been confirmed by the Federal Bureau of Abnormality and Idiots, FBAI.
Dysfunction (Very Important): Constant claims of being the lost descendant of Hang Tuah may suggest this person's quite epileptic and psychiotic. According to the picture, threat currently works as part-time florist and teacher in a makeshift classroom-cum-toilet in China. This clearly shows that threat is neither hygenic nor health-conscious. And lastly, be notified, that threat is very very very very very weak in alphabets. Yep, alphabets, who knows it might be the best weapon against this potential disaster.

I have had a thorough discussion with my partner and i will hereby, make a promise to the normal world, that me and my partner, superhero condom will do any little thing possible to stop this in its tracks before it gets to any of us or our cute little kids. Ladies and gentlemen, YOU have my every word for it.

I apologize for the clarity of the picture, what matters is that you familiarise yourself with whatever possible, be it the silhuoette, or the outline of the threat. It could save you life!

Superhero tyre, superhero condom and from the rest of the latex enforcement, i bid you all good night and good luck!