Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

Dear whoever's up there,

I know i dont thank you for your guidance and support in my usage of daily wisdom and you might be pissed or may feel like i'm inconsiderate and not thankful enough. I take that. But despite my ungratefulness, i hope you'd shower me with your love and mercy at least for one last time tomorrow. Please lah. Just ONE last favour.

What for? What do you mean what for?! SPM results weyyyy!

Jinny

Jo lin's birthday party last night was messed. No offence jo, or anyone else reading in this matter. It was enjoyable, very enjoyable, at first. When we were all gathered around the new dining table, like the brand new one with the bubble wrap still on, savouring pizza and frankfurters. That was enjoyable. Until certain people came with chivas, made our tera jie jie the birthday girl down a glass of pure. Up to that point, everything fucking messed up.

Most of everyone were already half drunk while "some" decided to let loose and sing the birthday song with all gusto. Worst casualty of the night, SMK taman sea's prodigy, the smartest(before the alcohol) person in school, tuitions, and some say college. As for him, in the midst of drunken fiesta, a new talent has been discovered, projectile vomitting. How the fuck do you puke halfway across the room!?

See, like i told bren, the disadvantage of being non-alcoholic in an alcoholic infested party is that you'll most probably end up in the cleaning squad. Mopping, clearing beer cans and paper cups with mushed up tissues floating in alcoholic substances, clearing projected puke all over the parquet floor. Not once, but twice, another time in the living room. No complaints though, some people have to do constructive work. I'd rather be doing this than be red-faced and grope drunk girls.

Talk about our pride of the school, our teenage prodigy, maybe all he wants is to destress? Wasting himself, puking twice with long distances, destress? Understandable. But when you start insisting on other people kiss your dick or slap whoever's asses, or get a handful of drunk girl's boobs, you deserve a jab in the stomach. That jab in your stomach was worth it, sad i wasn't the one doing it. Even close-proximity with drunk girls will get you to be the talk of the day or should i say party. But dont worry smart boy, you weren't the only "drunk" guy groping and practising a hands-on approach on all the other girls who were present on that wonderful night.

Oh, but alcohol is good in one way. To bring everyone to light. To show who your true self is. And many were exposed.

I'm not condemning your party jo and i thank you for inviting me, i'm just saying the alcohol got a little out of hand. Just a little. Apart from that it was nice to see everyone come together. And your sister and peter has a very nice house.

I like.

Happy birthday tera jie jie. Exactly one year ago, you faked 18 and signed me up for my first rock climbing session at camp 5. Thank you. :)

Jinny