Keong Hee Huat Chai (Give Me Dough Bastards)

Hello everybody. I could have the whole new year holiday talking to you and blogging if my modem or rather Telekom Malaysia(i'd prefer to blame govermental organizations) weren't fucktards.

Firstly, I want to announce to the world that i'm a LEGAL DRIVER now. Forget about my first driving test, it was just pure bad luck, as far as my ego is concerned. Now i can eradicate the feeling of guilt, now i can fetch mlia to faraway lands for meals, now i can also fetch bradley go find himself a girlfriend.

"Brad you need a girlfriend." You really do.

Unless you choose to gradually decompose in your bedroom or on camp 5 walls, you desperately need a companion. Me and ming have tried, we even gave you a 20th february deadline. You may hate me for this post but it is necessary. If you cant find yourself a girlfriend, i think me and ming will have to play fat punjab parents and execute the arrange marriage plan. The other alternative is to audition for a dating show.

You CANT date rocks brad, you cant just look at european climbers and go she's hot, you have to stop whining to yourself about whats passed. Step up, go out there and talk to that blonde girl from the mammut climbing team you so like!

I'm saying all these only because i'm a concerned friend and production partner cum climbing buddy cum person who cooks dinner for the both of us for pre-valentines cum fellow borat impersonator cum anti-semitic partner cum friend.

Aiya dude, help yourself lah.

College starts again tomorrow, the thing i hate about college is that i have to wake up earlier than i did back in high school. I set 5 alarms altogether, one at 5.45, 6.00, 6.10, 6.20 and 6.30. So practically i wake up at 5.45, snooze till 6.20, and when i'm in the toilet, my 6.30 alarm that i always unintentionally forget to disarm would unintentionally wake my dad up.

The only other setback is my chemistry teacher. Its easy to impersonate her really. You stare into thin air, keep a straight face, slant your mouth a little to any side of your choice, and say "pass up your book" in the most monotonous voice you can ever eke out of your sweet little mouth. Remember to keep your face as expressionless as though you just injected yourself with botox. And pity the people who'd have to face you everyday.

Oh and march, march brings us our SPM results. While people are contemplating over how many A1s they'll harvest, i'm worrying about whether i can get credits for my science subjects before i disobey my conditional offer and get kicked out of college. Life is tough if you were preoccupied playing Pro Evolution Soccer 5 during SPM trials.

Ya, i forgot, HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR. I play poker until i pokai already.

I surpassed my blogging quota for this month. I better stop. (actually i got nothing else interesting to write already)

Jinny