Erhello, its me again

What is there to write about? I'm as illegal a driver as you can possibly find. I do 120 ks an hour on the LDP, i pick my friends up from their houses, and i also failed my driving test yesterday. How fucking ironic. Bloody 3 point turn, the discipline i execute the most flawless, my instructor didn't have to demonstrate and i'm turning all over the place, and yet i failed in it, the last last last last last move of the whole freaking test. I felt like crying at the driving centre yesterday and i still feel like crying now so i better stop talking about a stupid driving test. You cant legalise me just yet!

I feel so sorry for my blog lah. Last posted on 8th and even so with a meagre ugly short notice. It has been like a drought. Like i said, menopause. Fret not, i assure you now my blog is transplanted with newer, wetter, more active ovaries to overcome this traumatic menopausal period. Why? Cause its college time! Everyone knows everyone else has lots to write about college life. New faces, new classmates, new title for teachers (lecturers), new rules, new people to impress, just kidding lah yor! Almost everyone knows about college proms, college concerts, international female students who speak like men, like my class lah, got one nuratu from nigeria, i heard in the capital they bite off your flesh just to scare you off. Haha, fuck mysef lah i'm so full of shit. Oh ya, in certain areas got college**ckfest also. I think its a porn website. But what the hell, i'm in taylors university college. If you didn't know.

See this is where my brain stops, i preplanned myself to blog about 2 main topics and nowadays i just find that after a certain quota, i become dry again, my brain becomes dry again, i struggle to grind out my words. If only got ky jelly to lubricate my mind, then i might be more effective when it comes to blogging, like how i used to be, when i was younger, wetter. :) Shit la reading back on my post, i feel like a pervert(everything seems to be sex related!!!!!!!!!!!!!). I was telling ben and a few others who gathered around to hear some words of wisdom in class the other day...

"Men who aren't perverts, are weird."

Drawing approval of the majority. Which in conclusion, indicates that i'm weird. Haha. Wtf i'm a fucking HUGE pervert lah (emelia dun be mad). And i'm still weird.

Wahhai, this is the worst post ever to stage a blogging comeback. Haha.

I complain damn alot right........

Jinny