Tuesday, October 17, 2006

X- ie cu ti ner Style

eu jinn and brad in a room , but i'm telling you rome wasnt built in a day. take everything from the inside and sex it up. we then came out and played but if our lives are for rent we shall say O encato do gantios! When mortal kombat came out back in the early 90's we were listening to QUEEN with a rap remix as ANOTHER one bites the dust. In eu jinn's mind there are fragments of freedom thatare familiar to merasa meraba the sugar ray portion of lil o' me! But as bob dylan said if not for you ( he said this to emelia ) , "when i look at this nickel plated photograph i see the "blowers" daughter" THen out of no where! OUT OF NOWHERE! RAY CHARLES ENTERS THE SCENE! singing LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLLLL BITCHES! But was interrupted by an alien mysterious "track number 13" Sensing that they actually had to get back to business, eu jinn and brad decided to stop mucking around and got back to the original case. "THE CASE OF THE MUSE".
AS they exited the sexually charged studio Banho Cheirsos, they encountered a nasty little midget by the name of Elvis Costello who sang about a new born hawk. Neither of them knew what happened next as Kurt CObain came and slaughtered Mr COstello with an aroused u-boat ( submarine ).

Time passed and their relationship grew ( the gay couple la not brad and jinn ) anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy they dived into the secret hideout of the evil Puffy.
As they disarmed and disposed of the "Hardest Button TO Button" guards and henchmen they noticed the magical artifact they came to retreive was on a canibal's crotch. SUmmoning all their magiKal spells, they called upon the great Guardian Force ; "John MAyer"
John used his amazing deep "wiley" ;) winks* and forced the cannibal to choose between JESUS OR A GUN .....( ok so john mayer was a gospel pusher fucktard....but he got the job done! )
SO the cannibal chosed to renounce his evil faith and accept jesus christ and his personal lord and saviour and passed the M2M m&m chocolates to Peter Pan who was bradjinn's ally......unfortunatly the day wasn;t over as the evil Mastermind Madonna tried to get away.....Not wanting madonna to cause more harm they unleashed their ultimate weapon upon her "THE BACKSTREET BOYS" who ripped off her pointy boobs and touched her like a virgin for the very first time.
AND SO THE DAY WAS SAVED AND BRAD AND JINN CELEBRATED BY DRINKING A VERY EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF FUEL............( they died ) cheers and thanks.

PS - Try a little tenderness
Peace out
Jah Bless
And finally remember the golden words of P. Ramli : "Punjabi MC! BEWARE OF THE BOYS GIRLS!)

Sasha "Bra Joe From Kilimanjaro" Cohen

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