First off, congratulations to Astro for their 10th year anniversary. Providing us with the best home entertainment since Mega TV got its ass kicked.

And i'm sure we're all very familiar with the Astro monthly programme catalogue that has been dilligently circulating to our doorsteps without fail every month. And if i'm rather not mistaken, the design of it changes almost every year though i remember my last time reading one was when it was in a4 size with orange borders. But somehow, times have changed.

For some uncanny reason, Astro have decided to display 11 gangly dudes and dudettes with unnaturally dyed lion-mane hair and uneven teeth in their july issue.

Publicity stunt to exploit into the chinese community? The future generation of chinese people? The "in" in fashion? We can only guess. But there's one thing we do know. Astro CAN produce better cover girls and boys like they've had rather than ghastly images of ghastly people in ghastly clothes. And oh, THOSE HAIR.

Its not that i'm prejudiced or being a racist of my own race. Its just that its very scary where young chinese are going nowadays. Especially into the fashion industry. Whats with the dyed frizzy hair? With lion manes and straight fringes?

And that guy on the top left with his green striped "i'm guessing its a" singlet. The plunge line of the neck is so low, and without even a tinge of a cleavage, its horrendous. Its like everyone's just trying so hard so be metrosexual. Ah and again, THE HAIR!! Change your wallet-burning hairdressers and stick to the 10 ringgit indian barber lah.

I'd like to stress however that its only my opinion and my loathe towards ugly clothes and dyed frizzy hair. Its really funny. Worryingly funny.

Jinny